- Patrick Jane: [Reading "The Fax Machine Revolution"] This guy predicted that by the year 2000, every American household would have a fax machine. Can you believe it? I had a fax machine. You?
- Kimball Cho: Yeah.
- Patrick Jane: Wow. Nostradamus of office equipment.
- Virgil Minelli: That's the nub of the problem right there. Red John. Ever since the Tanner incident, you've been running way too hot. I fear a terminal screw up is coming.
- Teresa Lisbon: That's not gonna happen. I can handle him.
- Virgil Minelli: Can you? Maybe since he saved your life, you're going easy on him. Maybe you feel compelled to cut him some slack.
- Teresa Lisbon: No sir. That is *absolutely* not the case!
- Teresa Lisbon: What are you doing?... You're leaving?
- Patrick Jane: Well, frankly, if I can't use this job to seek some kind of personal revenge, then uh, there's no a whole lot for me here. I think that - I don't make things better. I - I can't bring dead people back to life. What good do we do? We drive around California visiting unhappy people.
- Grace Van Pelt: We're fighting evil and injustice.
- Patrick Jane: And how's that going? Any progress lately?
- Kimball Cho: We put bad guys where they can't hurt people. That's good enough.
- Patrick Jane: Meh. I was doing more good as a psychic. I was giving people hope, at least. False hope, but hope anyway.
- Sam Bosco: Let me communicate this to you. You're a party entertainer. A clown. Fresh leads? I wouldn't tell you where the bathroom was if your ass was on fire. Do we have a good understanding now?
- Patrick Jane: I understand you. It may take you some time to understand me.
- Sam Bosco: You're filled with equal parts self-loathing and self-love. You're addicted to control. You're terrified of confinement.
- Patrick Jane: Who's my favorite Beatle?
- Patrick Jane: Rigsby, you're right. You shouldn't be here. Let us take this. You go find the nearest library.
- Wayne Rigsby: Why?
- Patrick Jane: Your punishment for being a wuss is I'm not going to tell you.
- Patrick Jane: Where are those suspects you mentioned?
- Captain Bocanegra: The witnesses?
- Patrick Jane: Whatever.
- [Jane grabs Candice's purse and begins to rifle through it]
- Candice: Hey!
- Patrick Jane: It's okay, I'm a consultant. Candice, take my advice: Forgive your mother. Maybe the headaches will stop.
- Candice: I love my mother.
- Patrick Jane: Oh, I'm wrong. Ignore my advice.
- Patrick Jane: Are we about to look at a whole bunch of numbers?
- Teresa Lisbon: Probably.
- Patrick Jane: All right. I'll wait in the car.
- Wayne Rigsby: This is exactly the kind of stuff that Boss was talking about. She didn't okay this at all, did she?
- Patrick Jane: So shoot me.
- Eric Blair: What are you doing here, Kimball? Is there a problem?
- Kimball Cho: It's an ongoing investigation, sir. We can't give out any details.
- Patrick Jane: Grisly homicide, though.
- Teresa Lisbon: No secrets, Jane. No lies. No tricks. No surprises. The truth.
- Patrick Jane: Oh? Since when is that the rule?
- Teresa Lisbon: Since I said so.
- Teresa Lisbon: Oh really? So we're lost without you, are we?
- Patrick Jane: Yeah. Let's be honest here.
- Teresa Lisbon: [Getting in the van and slamming the door shut] Let's go. Drive!
- Wayne Rigsby: See, I don't think partners should have secrets. But your call.
- Kimball Cho: Like you don't have any secrets.
- Wayne Rigsby: What's that supposed to mean?
- Kimball Cho: You know what I mean.
- Teresa Lisbon: Uh, can you explain to us how she did it? In layman's terms?
- Greg Humphrey: Been there, done that. With the top men from the FBI Financial Unit. Do we really need to go over it again?
- Teresa Lisbon: Yes.
- Greg Humphrey: No problem.
- Patrick Jane: Now you, Miss Grumpy-and-Entitled, what's your story?
- Mandy Schultz: My name is Mandy Schultz. And I'll have you know...
- Patrick Jane: Let me guess. Your husband is a very important person.
- Mandy Schultz: He is, as it happens. John's on the Modesto city council. And this is totally unprofessional and disrespectful! I'll have my husband take this up with your superiors.
- Patrick Jane: Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. The diet pills are messing with your mind. This is Sacramento, the big city. Your husband means nothing here.
- [Grace is painstakingly adjusting the mirrors on the SUV]
- Teresa Lisbon: Van Pelt, it's not a jet plane!
- Sam Bosco: Let me communicate this to you. You're a party entertainer. A clown. Fresh leads? I wouldn't tell you where the bathroom is if your ass was on fire.
- Bodhi Andros: You gotta love you, even if you're a total screw-up, right? The greatest love of all. Whitney was right, as usual.
- Grace Van Pelt: No drug paraphernalia, no condoms or other items suggesting prostitution. So maybe a personal crime. A husband or lover.
- Patrick Jane: Bravo, Grace. Wrong, I expect, but very well reasoned nonetheless.
- [last lines]
- Patrick Jane: [imitating Bosco on the phone] Oh, hi. Sam Bosco here, CBI Major Crimes Program. Question: how do I go about changing my use access passcode? I got strong reason to believe it's been compromised.
- [pause]
- Patrick Jane: Yeah, great. Sure. Sure, I can hold.
- [Jane smiles]
- Patrick Jane: You're glad Bosco has the Red John case, aren't you?
- Teresa Lisbon: Bosco is a good agent. He's as good as they come. It might not be such a bad thing that we're off the case for a while. We got too close.
- Patrick Jane: Is that what your shrink tells you?
- Teresa Lisbon: Everybody tells me that.
- Patrick Jane: But your shrink did tell you that, didn't he?
- Rhonda Jaffe: I've got nothing else to say without my lawyer.
- Patrick Jane: You don't need to say anything. I knew it was you from the start.
- Kimball Cho: Thanks for sharing.
- Patrick Jane: [Quoting Sun Tzu] If you sit down by the river and wait long enough, you will see the bodies of your enemies float by.