- Daisy Duke: [General Lee has been stolen] I'm sorry, fellas, it's all my fault for wantin' to take snapshots.
- Coy Duke: No Daisy, 'it was my fault for leavin' the keys in the car.
- Vance Duke: That's right, Daisy, it was all Coy's fault.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: You ok, Boss?
- Boss Hogg: Ok? You knuckleheaded nincompoop, I'm drowning in my own car.
- Coy Duke: Hey! They're raising the drawbridge. What for? There's not a boat in sight.
- Daisy Duke: I can think of one good reason: a sneaky little fat feller in an icecream suit name of...
- Coy Duke, Vance Duke: Boss Hogg!