Denver Pyle: Uncle Jesse

Quotes 

• Uncle Jesse : It was sure nice of the Air Foce to give me a lift, Cousin Billy.

  Cousin Billy : Anything for an old war hero, Cousin Jesse.

• Uncle Jesse : [showing family pictures to Smokey the Raccoon]  And this here's my great-aunt Esmarelda. Eh, she was married to Uncle Jethro, who was as bald as a plucked chicken.

  [chuckles] 

  Uncle Jesse : Hey, you listening? This ole family stuff is interestin'.

• Uncle Jesse : Quick, Daisy, shimmy up this tree. I don't think them crocodile fellers can climb.