- Self - Contestant: Kita Mean, it is s-s-s-s-so good to have you here in the competition. Now, dun-dun da-dun-dun, fuck off!
- Self - Special Guest: Just when you think it can't get any worse, it does, doesn't it?
- Self - Judge: Welcome to drag.
- Self - Host: These challenges are designed to see who you are. My therapist, years ago, 20 years ago, told me, "You know, Ru, the power that you have in drag is available to you out of drag."