Meeno Peluce: Tanner Boyle

Quotes 

• Morris Buttermaker : [Buttermaker has to give Mandy "The Talk", so he asks Tanner for advice]  Listen, did your Dad ever sit you down and talk to you about, uh, guys and, mm, birds, bees, and gals, and uh...

  Tanner Boyle : Oh, you mean sex.

  Morris Buttermaker : Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

  Tanner Boyle : [matter-of-factly]  Yeah, sure.

  Morris Buttermaker : Well, um, uh, how did he do it?

  Tanner Boyle : *Real bad!* Heh, it was great. I loved it. Watching him squirm and stammer... like you're doing right now.

  Morris Buttermaker : I'm not squirming.

  Tanner Boyle : Buttermaker, ya gotta grow up. Sex. It's a fact o' life.

  Morris Buttermaker : Yeah. Well, uh, I mean, uh, how did he do it? I mean, what did you get out of it?

  Tanner Boyle : Well, it got kinda confusing, but as far as I can make out, two people love each other, get naked, and wait for the stork to come.