- Himself - Host: Dr. Joyce brothers says that when bacteria get overcrowded and there's not enough food for them, some of the bacteria will do what?
- Herself - Center Square: Order out.
- Herself - Panelist: [preparing Chris Kirkpatrick for his question] He's a little nervous.
- Himself - Host: Give him a little therapeutic massage there.
- Herself - Panelist: I just wanted to touch his hair, and my hand is bleeding.
- [then slides back to her chair]
- Himself - Panelist: Alright...
- Himself - Host: Singer Tori Amos won a scholarship when she was 5 to study piano in a Baltimore conservatory, but was kicked out at age 11. Why?
- Herself - Panelist: Old age.
- Self - Host: In their romance rules for the new millenium, a woman's magazine says the biggest turn-off for men is if you talk too much about what?
- Self - Panelist: Anything but them
- Self - Host: Britney Spears said "My dream is to make a movie and have a love scene with..."
- [Whoopi Goldberg starts laughing]
- Self - Panelist: Um, I remember this one time... in band camp...
- Self - Panelist: Oh my gosh...
- Self - Host: [Context: Ms. O, Audrey, is fluent in Mandarin Chinese] First game is worth $1000, and Audrey, I believe as they say in Mandarin Chinese... you won the toss backstage.