Guido and Frankie Taglioni are two dimwitted brothers who happen to be low level Mafiosos. After a drive by "hit" at a massage parlor wipes out Guido and Frankie's notorious mafia crew, the brothers are given a chance to become "Made Men" by hunting down the killer and exacting revenge. Hilarity ensues when Guido and Frankie embark on a road trip from Las Vegas to L.A. under the careful guidance of Carmine, the "Family's" Consigliere. After a series of mishaps involving bikers, prostitutes and drug dealers, the trio eventually make it to Los Angeles and the brothers realize that becoming "Made Men" is harder than they thought.
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