- Lt. Randall Disher: Natalie, it's just a doll.
- Natalie Teeger: You really don't believe in it? Witchcraft, voodoo?
- Lt. Randall Disher: I'm a pisces. We're not superstitious.
- Reverend Jorgensen: She wasn't supposed to *drink* it! She was supposed to rub it on her neck! That wasn't voodoo; that was voo-*don't*!
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [entering Reverend Jorgensen's Voodoo Boutique] Whoa, Look at this place. It's like Halloween the year round.
- Lt. Randall Disher: Lucky bath crystals.
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Incense powder. Money powder. Guaranteed to cure all financial woes.
- Lt. Randall Disher: Well, you should buy it.
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Can't afford it.
- [Natalie refuses to follow Monk into the scene of the third voodoo-related death]
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [to Monk] Let me get a handle on this: you're the level-headed, brave one now?
- Adrian Monk: We live in the real world! It is governed by science, physics, laws of nature. There is always, *always* a non-voodoo explanation for everything.