Eric talks about Ern's Magnificent Body and tries to get him to pose in a Male Order Catalogue. Other sketches include Eric Goes into a Record Shop looking for a Theme Tune, Letter Writing in Bed, Count Alucard Books A Room, Saying Goodbye, Introducing Arthur Tolcher, Making Ern Invisible, and Signing Ernie's Will. Musical performances are from Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen, Sheila Southern, and Jack Jones.
—Anonymous