Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
Secrets and Spies (2009)
Jason Hughes: DS Ben Jones
Quotes
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[Jones' team is losing in a game Barnaby is umpiring]
DS Ben Jones : Whose side are you on, sir?
D.C.I. Barnaby : Same as always, Jones; the side of decency, justice and the American way.
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DS Ben Jones : They're all stalling.
D.C.I. Barnaby : Yeah. So let us insert some ginger into the appropriate orifices and see if we can make the horses dance.
DS Ben Jones : [Not comprehending the metaphor] What?
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D.C.I. Barnaby : What about Jarvis?
DS Ben Jones : He's the obvious suspect.
D.C.I. Barnaby : Why do you say that?
DS Ben Jones : Because he's the only one left?
D.C.I. Barnaby : Oh, that'll sound good in court.