Home Economics (TV Series)
Triple Scoop of Ice Cream, $6.39 (2021)
Sasheer Zamata: Denise
Photos
Quotes
-
Tom : You always do this. You're buying them all this stuff... You're buying their love.
Connor : Well, how else am I supposed to get it?
[protracted silence, Tom sighs dishearteningly]
Connor : Of course I have to buy their love. I don't have your skills, Tom. I've never won a Pulitzer.
Tom : Well, I mean, it was a special citation from the Minnesota Book Critics Association.
Connor : The only thing I've written is a Reddit thread about stonks. And Sarah, you're like the perfect daughter. You're always, like, volunteering and doing work that actually helps the community, while I, occasionally, am harming it.
Sarah : You're exaggerating.
Connor : No, seriously. I once invested in a startup that helped people bedazzle their assault weapons. And one of my companies in Latvia does, like, really shady stuff. Even I was like, "Can we do this?"
Denise : Probably shouldn't be telling us this.
Connor : So yes, of course, I have to buy their love. You guys make them proud. I make them reservations and mimosas.
Sarah : Connor, they would love you even if you were poor.
Connor : [disgusted] Ew, don't say that.