- PJ: OK, Houston, we have ETA in approximately... 4, 3, 2. 1.
- Peg: [to Pete] You miserable, cheese-eating pile of flap! You're own neighbor had never had a decent vacation in his life! His kid tries to get him one and you go and STEAL IT FROM HIM! Of all the low-down miserable NO GOOD...
- Pete: But dumpling dip, I did it for you and the kids.
- Peg: I wouldn't luau with you if my hula hips *depended* on it! You give those tickets back to Goofy and Max or you're going on vacation ALONE!
- [Pete has caught the boys with his video camera]
- Pete: You boys have some serious grovelin' to do!
- PJ: [nervously] D-don't kill us, Dad. We swiped it for a good cause.
- Max Goof: Yeah. Every summer, you take your family on a mondo expensive vacation: France one year, Egypt the next; while my pop can't afford anything but bucket fishing for minnows in the backyard.
- Pete: Yeah, yeah, it's a cruel world. So?
- PJ: So, Max is gonna win his dad a $10,000 vacation.
- PJ, Max Goof: [in unison] For free!
- Pete: That doesn't give you any excuse to swipe my... Did you say 10,000, for free?
- Pete: [Goofy is on Evil Boll Weevil's Torture Ramp of Death] So, my buddy Boll Weevil says he needs a racing strip down the middle of the ramp. And I think to myself, "Self, bet my old pal Goofy'd like to pick up a few spare bucks."
- Goofy: I sure would! I got my eye on a new fishing bucket over at the hardware store.
- Pete: Yeah, sure, whatever.
- Goofy: [ghostly voice] Pete... Oh, Pete...
- [startled, Pete sees Goofy disguised as a ghost, wearing a robe and a bucket over his head and holding a fishing pole]
- Goofy: Howdy, Pete!
- Pete: [terrified] G-G-G-Goofy? B-But... But... But you're a ga-ga... a gaa... a ghost!
- Goofy: Yup. Drowned in my own fishing bucket. Some say I done myself in; that I couldn't face another vacation in the backyard, while my neighbor flew off to Hawaii with my ticket!
- Pete: [swallows] N-N-N-N-Now... Now, look, pally, uh... It isn't like that at all.
- Goofy: Ooooooohhh, you did it, Pete! Guilty! Guilty!
- Peg: Of all the two-faced...
- Pistol Pete: no good down daddy...
- Peg: pot belly melon headed...
- Pistol Pete: you, you, you Hawaii stealer...
- Peg: vacation stealing globs!
- PJ: Forgot 'slimy'.
- Goofy: You mean, we don't get to go to Hawa-ii?
- Max Goof: Oh, Dad.
- Peg: Oh now, don't give up yet! You just waist until ol' lardo gets home.
- [laughs]
- Peg: I'll use my secret weapon.
- Max Goof: What's that?
- Peg: MY MOUTH!
- Max Goof: [Max watches the tape that has Pete pretending to be Goofy on it] Consumer rip-off! Pete stole my dad's vacation!
- Max Goof: Ah, That's okay, PJ. Same thing every summer. Your dad take you guys someplace hot like Hawaii. Well, my dad can't afford to go anywhere.