Goof Troop (TV Series)

Wrecks, Lies & Videotape (1992)

Bill Farmer: Goofy

Quotes 

• [Pete is on TV dressed as Goofy] 

  Goofy : Hey! That's me!

  Peg : No, it's not! I'd know that jelly roll anywhere.

• Pete : [Goofy is on Evil Boll Weevil's Torture Ramp of Death]  So, my buddy Boll Weevil says he needs a racing strip down the middle of the ramp. And I think to myself, "Self, bet my old pal Goofy'd like to pick up a few spare bucks."

  Goofy : I sure would! I got my eye on a new fishing bucket over at the hardware store.

  Pete : Yeah, sure, whatever.

• Goofy : [ghostly voice]  Pete... Oh, Pete...

  [startled, Pete sees Goofy disguised as a ghost, wearing a robe and a bucket over his head and holding a fishing pole] 

  Goofy : Howdy, Pete!

  Pete : [terrified]  G-G-G-Goofy? B-But... But... But you're a ga-ga... a gaa... a ghost!

  Goofy : Yup. Drowned in my own fishing bucket. Some say I done myself in; that I couldn't face another vacation in the backyard, while my neighbor flew off to Hawaii with my ticket!

  Pete : [swallows]  N-N-N-N-Now... Now, look, pally, uh... It isn't like that at all.

  Goofy : Ooooooohhh, you did it, Pete! Guilty! Guilty!

• Peg : Of all the two-faced...

  Pistol Pete : no good down daddy...

  Peg : pot belly melon headed...

  Pistol Pete : you, you, you Hawaii stealer...

  Peg : vacation stealing globs!

  PJ : Forgot 'slimy'.

  Goofy : You mean, we don't get to go to Hawa-ii?

  Max Goof : Oh, Dad.

  Peg : Oh now, don't give up yet! You just waist until ol' lardo gets home.

  [laughs] 

  Peg : I'll use my secret weapon.

  Max Goof : What's that?

  Peg : MY MOUTH!