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Suzy Pepper : Hey, Barbara Streisand, we need to have a little talk.
Rachel Berry : I have nothing to say to you, Pepper. If you continue to stalk me, I'll press charges. Everyone knows what you are. You're the school crazy.
Suzy Pepper : I was crazy. Crazy in love.
Rachel Berry : There's nothing you can say that's going to change the way I feel about Mr. Schuester. Ours is a love for the ages. Your threats will just make our love grow stronger.
Suzy Pepper : Let me tell you a few things I learned from two years of intense psychotherapy and an esophagus transplant. Lesson number one: you and Schue? It won't work.
Rachel Berry : What do you mean?
Suzy Pepper : We're not so different, you and me. We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating. Love is hard for us. We look for boys we know we can never have. Mr. Schue is a perfect target for our self-esteem issues. He can never reciprocate our feelings, which only reinforces the conviction that we're not worthy of being loved. Trust me. I'm a cautionary tale. You need to find some self-respect, Rachel. Get that mildly attractive groove back.
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Will Schuester : I can't handle going through this again.
Emma Pillsbury : Sorry, going through, um... going through what again?
Will Schuester : Have I ever told you about... Suzy Pepper?
[Emma shakes her head; cut to Schue teaching in flashback]
Will Schuester : So the alpacas start there and, uh, travel down towards Guadalajara along...
Will Schuester : [v.o] Suzy Pepper wasn't the first schoolgirl crush, but she was the hardest. It happened about two years ago, before you were a teacher here. Suzy was... unique.
Suzy Pepper : [raising her hand in class] Mr. Schue, how do you conjugate the verb... "to love"?
[cut to Suzy approaching his desk as the class leaves; she hands him a present, which is revealed to be a pair of socks with jalapenos on them]
Suzy Pepper : Peppers. So you can wear them and think of me. Suzy Pepper.
Will Schuester : [v.o] I thought it would burn out like the others, but it only got worse.
[another flashback; Will and Terri are in bed when his phone rings in the middle of the night]
Will Schuester : Hello?
[no sound except for heavy breathing]
Terri Schuester : Who is it? Who died?
Will Schuester : [the breathing continues] Suzy Pepper?
Suzy Pepper : You knew it was me just by the sound of my breath. That's so romantic.
Terri Schuester : [taking the phone] Listen, you little psycho, this is Will's wife. And if I don't get enough sleep, my antidepressants don't work, and then I'll go crazy and I'll kill you.
Will Schuester : Terri.
Terri Schuester : Stop calling.
[hanging up]
Terri Schuester : Can't you handle anything, Will?
