- Denise: Guys, Kelvin would like the floor. For school, he has to do a report on a family member whose job he admires, and he's figuring out who to pick.
- Sarah: Oh.
- Tom: Oh, well. That can be a tough decision, but I guess if you want to learn from a "New York Times" best-selling author...
- Kelvin: I choose Uncle Connor.
- Tom: What now?
- Connor: My guy.
- [grunts]
- Connor: Uncle Connor for the win. I will not let you down!
- Sarah: Okay, sweetie. Um, did you consider anybody else?
- Kelvin: Nope. I may not know what Uncle Connor actually does...
- Connor: That's fine. It's not clear.
- Kelvin: But he definitely has the coolest job.
- Connor: Mm-hmm.
- Kelvin: Look at this place!
- Connor: Look at the place.
- Tom: Well, you know, Kelvin, in ancient times, they used to consider a writer kind of the first cool job.
- Marina: Please stop before you use the word "scribe."
- Denise: Kel, you know you can come to work with me or Lupe or even Uncle Tommy.
- Tom: I was the last option?
- Connor: So what I do, Kelvin, is a little thing I like to call private equity. Basically, I take money from my company, put it into other companies to eventually make more money. I also do a bit of, uh, venture cap, bit of day trading... got it?
- Kelvin: I definitely got the part about more money.
- Connor: That's all you need to know.
- Kelvin: Then why's the diagram so complicated?
- Connor: Because, Kelvin... scented markers. Yeah. The brown one's root beer.