- Gloria Akalitus: [to a coma patient] I've never been a fan of movies where idiots talk to people in comas. Would you consider signing something clearing All Saints of any neglective malfeasance? Just a thought.
- Eddie Walzer: [pointing to a picture on the wall] Is that your wife?
- Kevin Peyton: Yeah. Jackie.
- Eddie Walzer: She's beautiful.
- Kevin Peyton: Are you married?
- Eddie Walzer: No. I'm seeing someone, but she's married, two kids.
- Kevin Peyton: That's a rough ride.
- Eddie Walzer: Brother, you don't know the half of it.
- Zoey Barkow: What if he wakes up and the first thing he sees is me wearing kiddy scrubs? He'll think I don't take what happened seriously.
- Thor Lundgren: Well, what if he never wakes up?
- Zoey Barkow: Hey!
- Mohammed 'Mo-Mo' De La Cruz: Or what if he wakes up and he's blind? What about the rest of us? We're stuck watching you mope around in grey.
- Thor Lundgren: It takes a village.
- Zoey Barkow: That's not what that means.
- Thor Lundgren: Yes, it is!
- Zoey Barkow: You know, Mr. Nutterman? I'm not so crazy about Kevin Costner either.
- Neil Nutterman: Do I know him?
- Zoey Barkow: Uhm. What movie won the Oscar for Best Picture last year?
- Neil Nutterman: When was "Showgirls"? That was a good movie.