Sailor Moon (TV Series)
Venus Minako's Nurse Mayhem (1993)
Rica Fukami: Minako Aino, Sailor Venus
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Quotes
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Minako Aino : Here you go! I brought you porridge! I made it right this time!
Rei Hino : T-th-this time?
Artemis : Before she came here, she visited Ami and Makoto's place, and made them porridge, too.
Minako Aino : But they were miserable failures. I feel bad about that. Anyway, eat, eat, eat!
[She sets the tray down on Rei's lap]
Minako Aino : Yes!
Rei Hino : [weakly] Uh... thanks.
[She shifts her gaze suspiciously between the porridge and Minako's eager face. She takes a bite of the porridge with a loud inhale. Minako and Artemis watch in silence as Rei swallows. Rei screams, then collapses forward on her face. Minako screams in surprise]
Minako Aino : Rei-chan? What's wrong! Rei!
[Artemis takes a lick of the porridge and recoils in disgust]
Artemis : Mina... too much salt...
Minako Aino : What? I did it again! I'm such a bad girl!
Artemis : Don't try to change the subject.
Rei Hino : Minako-chan... sorry, but I'm going to sleep for a while...
Minako Aino : Oh, really? Then wait a minute, I'll clean this right up for you!
[as she's trying to lift the tray she drops the bowl and spills porridge on Rei's head]
Minako Aino : I'm sorry!
Artemis : Mina, you klutz...
Minako Aino : Oh, I'm sorry, Rei-chan! I'll switch your blanket for a new one! Let's see...
[She pulls the blanket out from under Rei, sending her flying]
Minako Aino : Sorry, Rei!
Artemis : Sorry, Rei. Mina isn't doing this on purpose.
Rei Hino : If this was on purpose, she'd be more wicked than Esmeraude!
[Minako has replaced Rei's sheets with clean ones]
Minako Aino : Here, Rei-chan. I made your bed. So sleep tight, okay? Oh, I know!
[She dashes off to get something]
Minako Aino : I'll put on some music so you can sleep well.
[She tries to work the boombox]
Minako Aino : You know, this is supposed to produce alpha waves and get the listener into a very relaxed mood. This is weird. I wonder if this is the switch? What is this? Oh, this must be it!
[the boombox plays extremely loud music. Rei and Artemis are clearly suffering]
Minako Aino : Oh, sorry, sorry! I'll fix it right away!
[She presses more buttons frantically which makes the boombox explode. Minako laughs nervously]
Minako Aino : Why, of course! Sleeping in a quiet room is the best when you're sick!
Rei Hino : [inner monologue] Even nice Rei has reached the limit of her patience!
[Rei screams with fury, sending Minako bounding out the front door]
Minako Aino : I'm sorry!