The Addams Family (TV Series)

Sir Pugsley/Festerman/Art to Art (1992)

Rip Taylor: Uncle Fester, Festerman

Quotes 

• [Fester has created a superhero comic book] 

  Wednesday Addams : Festerman?

  Uncle Fester : The Protector of the macabre!

• Uncle Fester : Ah, there's nothing like the smell of old shoes to spur the creative process.

• Festerman : It's Underman! Heh! He was my trusted ally and the best squaredancing dancer partner a guy could ask for.

  Underman : [chuckles wickedly]  Yes, but all that changed when you dropped that anvil on my head.

  Festerman : It was just Fester-Anvil, he was having trouble flying at the time...

  Underman : A likely story.

• Gomez Addams : Son, losing can be painful sometimes. And, if you've got to lose, let's hope it is painful!

  Morticia Addams : Oh, Gomez...

  Uncle Fester : Here, here!