- Patricia Kelly - Allen's Assistant: Who's he?
- Stephen Allen - Public Prosecutor: Danny Watson. He's a youngster that got a bad start and I'm afraid is heading for the same kind of finish.
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- Stephen Allen - Public Prosecutor: Oh, sit down. Won't you make yourself more comfortable? You know, it's part of my job to keep the public informed what this office is doing, so this time I'm going to tell you about the case of "The Man Who Wasn't There" or at least as much as I know about the case - there's still a lot to be filled in.
- Stephen Allen - Public Prosecutor: [to Lt. Evans] Well, so far we have nothing to go on but our boyish enthusiasm. What do you say we take a look at that apartment?
- Stephen Allen - Public Prosecutor: I thought it was the address to Zernie's hideout.
- Lieutenant Evans: Zernie's hideout is the morgue!
- Prince Zernie: So you fancy yourself quite clever.
- Stephen Allen - Public Prosecutor: No, it's not that I'm clever; it's just you're stupid. All criminals are.