- Dr. John Sturgis: So there's no one who could lend you a car?
- Meemaw: There is the church shuttle, but that just feels like it's the end of the line.
- Dr. John Sturgis: Oh, I wouldn't say that - there's all sorts of depressing steps before the end! You've got full time nursing care...
- Meemaw: Bye John.
- Dr. John Sturgis: Assisted living...
- Meemaw: Bye John.
- Dr. John Sturgis: Hospice...
- Meemaw: Bye John.
- Dr. John Sturgis: Life support...
- Meemaw: Bye, John!
- Dr. John Sturgis: Pulling the plug...
- Meemaw: Bye, John.
- Dr. John Sturgis: But then, you make a miraculous recovery!
- Meemaw: Great!
- Dr. John Sturgis: But... the hospital bills leave you destitute!
- Meemaw: Bye!
- Dr. John Sturgis: Bye!
- Mary Cooper: First Baptist if Medford, how may I bless you?
- Meemaw: I thought Peg answered the phones.
- Mary Cooper: Mom?
- Meemaw: Yeah.
- Mary Cooper: Something I can help you with?
- Meemaw: ...no, it can wait.
- Mary Cooper: You want the number to the shuttle, don't you?
- Meemaw: [sighs] Fine, yes.
- Mary Cooper: Let me get that for you.
- [Checks Rolodex]
- Mary Cooper: Huh, um, looking under 'G' for 'geezer bus', but it's not there.
- Meemaw: Oh, that's hilarious.
- Mary Cooper: Maybe it's under 'O' for 'old fogies'?
- Meemaw: You know, you're not being a very Christian person right now.
- Mary Cooper: I have enough prayers in the bank, I can coast for a day.
- Meemaw: Just give me the number!
- Mary Cooper: Alright. Now remember when you call to let them know if you need help getting up stairs!