BearCity (2010)
Stephen Guarino: Brent
Quotes
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Fred : [after he let an attraction to Tyler slip] I'm sorry, Brent. It just happened.
Brent : I know. I saw it, do you think I'm stupid?
Fred : No, I don't. I was stoned.
Brent : Oh, what's fucking new?
Fred : Why didn't you say something?
Brent : What am I supposed to say, Fred? 'Tyler, can you please get your taint out of my husband's face?
Fred : Fuck, I can't believe I did that.
Brent : I can't believe you did it after we just talked about how you're okay with not doing it.
Fred : That was the truth. I wasn't looking to open the relationship.
Brent : Then what were you looking for in the crack of his ass?
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Polar Bear : Can I get some service over here?
Brent : Shut up, ya polar Bear!
[to Tyler]
Brent : I better go tend to her before she goes extinct.
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Bear Cafe patron : Hey, is anybody working here?
Brent : Shut the fuck up, Mary, don't get your panties in a bunch!
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Michael : [Roger diplayed the set of sounds he just bought] Please tell me those are metal chopsticks.
Fred : Well, they could be used on Chinese, just not the food per se.
Brent : You know what those are?
Fred : Yeah.
Brent : [to Michael] Do you know what those are?
Michael : They ain't for knittin'!
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Brent : [during a discussion about opening up their relationship] My mother says if you say something once, that you probably thought it twice.
Fred : Which is complete bullshit.
Brent : You calling my mother a liar?
Fred : I have a few choice adjectives if you're asking. Sweetheart, you know I love your mother. Could we leave her out of this conversation, please?
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Tyler : Seriously, Brent, thank you, very much. It's really appreciated, I need this job.
Brent : Oh, well, the job sucks. Don't worry about that. But the eye candy is compensation.
Tyler : I'll say.
[eyeing a redhaired leather bear]
Tyler : Hard candy by the looks of this.
Brent : No, no, that's Robbie. We call her Ruby because of the slippers that will fall out of her mouth when she speaks.
Drag Queen : Hey Luvah!
Robbie : [effeminately] Girl! Honey, you look fabulous! Do a little twirl, so I can take a look atcha!
Tyler : Can I have a search party sent out for the hard on that I just lost?
