Ricky Brown is coming right into your homes to deliver the Word of the LORD - with the help of SwearNet, Edith, and some muthafucking awesome potato salad.
Rev. Ricky Brown is back, nukkas. After spending forty days and forty nights in - hey, it don't matter where the fuck he's been, he's returned to save yo sorry asses from the Devil.
Y'all need big nuts to carry the Word of the Lord - and Rev. Ricky Brown has those nuts. This week, Ricky showcases his 'Little Baby Bible', and leads a lost sheep from the SwearNet flock to the path to muthafucking SALVATION.
Anyone for some fine-ass pulled pork? In today's sermon, find out why vegetarians are heading straight to Hell. Ricky also reveals what happened to Edith, and why his 'consolation' service got him into a heap of muthafucking trouble.
Tha Lord is too busy to join us today, so he's sent along the muthafucking DEVIL. Will Ricky drown in the ocean of sin, or be saved by the Helicopter of Heaven? Ricky also takes on a SwearNet unbeliever.
Catch the Helicopter of Love to the Airport of Heaven - Ricky Brown is here to save yo sorry asses with more divine wisdom and marriage advice. And which SwearNet viewer receives the Wrath of Ricky this week?
What is God telling us? Ricky Brown don't know. But He leads us not into temptation, like doing bank robberies and shit. Hold onto the walls of Salvation for Ricky's most kickass sermon yet.