- Bill Murphy: Oh, wow! Look at that! Song of the Slaves starring Plantation Amos! And it's a Sy Jewison!
- Phillip Bonfiglio: Being a slave must've been zany.
- Jimmy Fitzsimmons: Let's go inside. This is where I found my love for musicals.
- Jimmy Fitzsimmons: [singing] Ooh, I saw Mary Poppins! Then I jumped off the roof With my umbrella! And I shattered my pelvis!