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Learn more- Last week on "The Bachelorette:" Jillian takes the boys to Spain, where our girl decides not to spend the night with Kiptyn or Reid. Ed, on the other hand, gets to sleep next to Jillian, but neither removes their clothes. Meanwhile, the Wes saga ends badly with our country singer revealing that his personality is worse than his music.
This week on "The Bachelorette:" Jillian walks down the Maui beach in a bikini. She plays in the surf while mentioning that "there's a lot at stake this week." Turns out that Jillian is "crazy about all three guys." Her first date is with hard-body Kiptyn, who literally sweeps Jillian off her feet. They make out. "I'm so happy right now," Kiptyn says. The pair head to a ropes course. "Today will be a really great indication of how Kiptyn operates as a team," Jillian tells the camera. Really? Basing your future happiness on how a potential mate performs on a ropes course?
Thankfully for the K-Man, he performs quite adequately. He is truly a team player, giving Jillian the encouragement she needs to walk across a high bridge with a rope tied around her waist. It appears to be true love. "He owned it and he laughed and that's what I'm starting to love so much about Kiptyn," Jillian says. They climb a totem pole and jump to a hanging trapeze. "A leap of faith," Kiptyn muses. They make out.
Later that night, the pair meets again. For some reason, Jillian still feels an "uneasiness" about the Kipster. What a difference a commercial break makes. They sit down to a romantic, candle-lit dinner. Jillian says that she tries to be "too strong sometimes," so it was nice to receive some instruction on the ropes course today. Then the conversation turns serious. The gentle guitar music kicks in and Kiptyn confesses that he typically has "low patience" in a relationship. "I need to deal better with bumps in the road," he explains.
Jillian worries that Kiptyn will grow tired of her just like all the others. "I know that you're someone I can spend a life with," he says. "And you just kind of got to take a leap of faith." Jillian calls the conversation "raw." So raw that she can't resist inviting Kiptyn to a sleep over. They make out. They head to Jillian's suite. They make out again. Kiptyn closes the blinds. We assume they continue to make out.
The next morning, Jillian meets Reid for their big date (no word on whether Kiptyn made the walk of shame). They decide to hang around in a field and play with a beach ball. "I need him to think about how he feels and communicate with me," she says. Later, Jillian asks her maybe man what he'd like to do now. Says Reid: "Make out." They make out.
Suddenly, a helicopter arrives. The pair climbs aboard and goes for a romantic flight. "It was probably one of the best experiences I've ever had," Reid says. "It was like being in heaven." Jillian sees "so many things I could never even dream of." Apparently, Jillian can't dream of trees. Back on terra firma, Reid worries about being rushed into something. On the other hand, he doesn't want to see Jillian "with other guys." Wrong show, dude. Jillian demands to know how Reid feels. He mumbles and jokes. "Just think about it and we'll talk about it tonight," she says. They make out.
Later that night, the two meets on the beach for dinner. How does our blushing bachelorette feel? "It's just that feeling that I never thought existed before," Jillian tells the camera. They make out. They nibble a little and then Jillian gets serious again. Watch out, folks: this conversation is about to get all kinds of RAW. Jillian wants to live in Vancouver with her family, but also wants to start a family. She continues to ramble and Reid continues to pretend to pay attention. Bottom line: Is Reid ready to propose at the end of all of this? "Maybe," he says. Thanks, Reid. "I am indecisive," he tells Jillian. Awwwwkward.
Awkward or not, Jillian decides to invite the Reidster up to her love pad. "I'm scared," the Reidster says. But no so scared that he doesn't accept. They make out. They head upstairs to the fantasy suite. "It's going to get real real now," Reid tells the camera. How real? The pair head to a bubbly hot tub to sip wine. They make out. Tasteful transition to commerical.
The next morning, it's Ed's turn for a day-long date with Jillian, who has wiped off the bubbles and put on clothes. "I've had two incredible dates and I'm really confused," Jillian says. That's life as the Bachelorette, we guess. Ed, in the meantime, thinks Jillian's tan is "hot." They then board a boat for a romantic ride on the glittering water. Ed says he doesn't regret leaving work after he left the show to return to the show. Then the two go swimming. "I'll never forget the first time I was in the water with Ed," Jillian says. They make out.
Time to get raw! Ed says he feel terrible about Jillian not meeting his family. "My parents are a huge deal to me ... so I have flown them out here," Ed says. Jillian literally squeals. "Brilliant!" she says. Good point, Jill. If we had one word to describe Ed, it would almost certainly be "brilliant." So, Ed takes Jillian to meet his mom and dad. The four sit down for a terrible awkward conversation. Jillian rambles on and on about how great Ed is -- and how great his family sounds. Ed's dad, by the way, owns an awesome mustache. Dad is also skeptical about Ed appearing on a reality show to find love (imagine that). Ed assures pops that he and Jillian get along "awesome" and that it was totally worth it to put his career at risk.
Mustachioed dad then has a heart-to-heart with Jillian. "I've never seen Ed put his feelings on his shirt sleeve," pops says. Then Ed's dad gets choked up. It's as weird as it sounds. Jillian, Ed and Eds uncomfortably short shorts then head to the beach. Jillian invites Ed and his shorts to her suite for the evening. They make out (Jillian and Ed, not Jillian and Ed's shorts). Jillian looks forward to "sexy time" with her man.
And she gets it -- for a little while anyway. After a heart-to-heart during which Jillian says "like" about 6,000 times, she emerges in the skimpiest pajama top imaginable. Ed is soon shirtless. Jillian then gets out the oils and begins to rub her man down. The Edster returns the favor. Just when you think you've tuned into Skinemax, the unthinkable happens: Jillian reveals that sexy time wasn't so sexy after all. "That 'Oh my God, I want my hands to be all over you,' that wasn't there," she says. Hmm. Exactly WHAT wasn't there, Ed? "I was very nervous and it just didn't happen," Ed explains. "I couldn't show her that I really truly am in love with her." Yikes.
The next day, Jillian has her weekly conservation with Chris that more or less recaps everything we've already seen. Chris, as he does every week, nods gravely as Jillian expresses the highs and lows that she has spent the past 90 minute expressing. Chris then introduces a new wrinkle: instead of staring at framed photographs of the guys, the guys have each left a short videotaped message for Jillian.
First up is Kiptyn, who gushes about the "amazing ride" they've been on. "As we come to the end of this it feels like it could be the beginning," Kiptyn says. "Let's light this world on fire." Jillian almost swoons. Next up is Reid, who confesses that the evening in the fantasy suite was one of the best nights of his life. "I really hope you keep your honey bear around longer," he says. Honey bear?! Last but not least is Ed, who acknowledges "bumps in the road," but promises to take the relationship to "the next level ... I love you." Jillian sighs heavily. It's going to be a tough rose ceremony.
Speaking of, it's now time to give out the flowers. Jillian explains that she never expected to feel so "confused." How confused? Jillian surprises everyone by pulling Ed out of line for a private chat. "It didn't feel the way I think both of us thought it was going to feel," Jillian says of their last overnight date. She blames it on sunburn. Ed says there are "external things" that are affecting the way he is "behaving." Jillian nods.
With Ed back on the chopping block, it's time to send someone home. The first rose goes to ... Kiptyn. The second rose goes to ... Ed. Sorry, Reid -- you're fired. Jillian begins to cry. "I just worry that we're in different places in our lives," she weeps. They hug instead of make out. Reid exits stage limousine. And another enlightening two hours comes to a close. See you next week, America.
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