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Learn more- We open outside the mansion with Jillian drinking orange juice and relaxing poolside. She talks of the 20 hunks living in a dorm nearby and thanks her lucky stars. She's not a "skinny blonde, big-boob model," the bachelorette explains. Chris, meanwhile, hangs with his bros at the guest house. He drops the first date card. Michael, Bryan, Fred, Sacha, Tanner P., Wes, Ed and Mathu will be heading out on the first group date.
The dudes walk to mansion to find Jillian sunbathing next to a rose. "I want both of those things immediately," Michael says. Creepy. The pool party begins, prompting most of the men to take off their shirts. Jillian and Michael head up to the bachelorette's bedroom. He tells her that she smells really good. She finds this "sexy." The rest of the boys worry that Michael is getting the rose. But Jillian has other plans. She gets in a car and drives off! "She just left?" an incredulous Michael asks. Sorry, bud.
Chris arrives. "Jillian took off and she took the rose with her," he explains. "The race for Jillian's heart is on. It's up to you to find her." Only one member of the winning team will spend the evening with Jillian, however. The teams race to the driveway to find Mini Coopers lined up in a row alongside buckets of keys. The boys try to find the correct key to unlock a box that contains the key to start the cars (it's complicated), but eventually give up and just break the boxes. And they're off!
Tanner P. and Michael find a map and get really, really excited. Eventually, the rest of the teams discover their maps. Wes, who is working with Brad, finds his partner annoying. "Oil and water," country-boy Wes explains. Jillian, meanwhile, has stopped by a jewelry store to choose some necklaces. A cell phone starts ringing in each car. It's Jillian! "Hey boys, how are you doing?!" Jillian asks. "It's all part of my master plan!" Once again, Tanner P. and Michael (shirtless, by the way) get waaaay too excited. "I peed a little bit in my bathing suit," Michael confesses. Gross.
Eventually, Ed and Kyle see a rose flag outside of a restaurant. They head inside and start putting on tuxedos. Other boys arrive, put on tuxes, and roam the restaurant looking for clues. Brad finds a note instructing the boys to look for Neal (the jeweler). Brian and Kyle find the jewelry store first and choose one of four necklaces. The other teams eventually follow and pick their necklaces too.
The search ends inside a bank vault where Jillian waits near a table for two. "I'm so nervous right now," she says with a giggle. Wes and Brad are the first to arrive. They present Jillian with her necklace. "One of you is going to have dinner with me in the vault," the bachelorette explains. But who? "This is the part I don't like," she says. "I'm going to have dinner with Wes tonight. Is that OK?" It's OK with Wes. Brad, on the other hand, isn't happy. "I won the race," he says. "This is complete #$%&!."
Jillian takes her country bumpkin to dinner. She seems smitten when Wes promises to complete his country song for her. We can't wait. Back at the guest house, another date card arrives. Jake has been chosen for one-on-one time with Jillian. He is so happy that he does a little dance. Back in the vault, Wes explains that he has had "three girlfriends in my whole life." Jillian still worries that his musician lifestyle might lead to trouble. "I feel like I have to protect myself just a little bit," she says. Nonetheless, they kiss and she gives him the rose. So Wes moves into the mansion for the night while the rest of the crew heads back to the lowly guest house. Brad, master of the city map, is especially upset.
The next day, Jake is "stoked" to be going on a date with Jillian. The two head to a country-western store. "I like country music, so we're going to get you to match me," Jillian explains. So poor Jake is forced to put on a series of awful cowboy shirts and cowboy hats. "He is FINE," Jillian gushes. Afterwards, they head to the House of Blues in Los Angeles. The bar is deserted, so Jillian does a "coyote ugly thing" and dances on the bar. "You do have nice legs," Jake comments. The pair continues to dance and giggle. "She could quite possibly be my soul mate," Jake tells the camera. He then plants a "wet one" on Jillian in the middle of her sentence. For some reason, she is utterly charmed.
Suddenly, the stage doors open and a band appears. It's Martina McBride! "This is insane," Jillian squeals. "She is a country-music legend!" Jillian and Jake dance for awhile before Jillian presents her beau with a rose. "You're going to make me cry," Jake says. They continue to slow dance the night away while McBride sings. It's the perfect end to the perfect nationally-televised romantic evening.
The next day, Jillian prepares for her second group date. The boys, in the meantime, get catty. "He's lacking a little testosterone," Tanner P. says of Juan. MEE-OWW! The date turns out to be a play date at a basketball court. "Shirts off boys!" Jillian says. "It's like every girls dream right now." The game begins. Each man attempts to show off their skills. Even Juan hits a shot or two. Simon, the English soccer coach, is admittedly terrible. A few air balls adequately demonstrate the point.
Jillian leaves for a few moments to bring out some of her "friends." Those friends turn out to be the Harlem Globetrotters. "They're good and we're a bunch of white guys who played on an 8 ½ foot rim at the house for a few days," David says. Good point. The big game begins and it's predictably embarrassing. Jillian ends up hanging from the rim, only to be saved by Juan. "If I was going to hit someone, it would definitely be Juan," David tells the camera. Okaaaaay. Mike, in the meantime, decides to make an impression by donning a Speedo and diving into the ocean. "That was frickin' awesome!" Jillian gushes. Okaaaaay.
Later, the group does shots of tequila -- except for Juan, who dumps his liquor. "I can't respect things like that," David says. "He's a clown." David then suggests tying Juan to a tree. "It's man code," he says. Is it us, or is this guy getting kind of scary? Jillian, meanwhile, chooses Juan for one-on-one time. "Your eyes are, like, so green," Juan gushes. "They're piercing." The pair kisses. Kiptyn is next on the private couch. Turns out he's normally the "heartbreaker, not the heartbreakee." The pair kisses. Rose time. Jillian gives the flower to Speedo Mike. The pair hugs. Probably not what Mike wanted, but he'll take it.
Later that night, all 20 dudes arrive for the second cocktail party. Tanner P. quickly notices that Jillian is wearing open-toe shoes. "As we all know by now, I've got the foot fetish," he admits. Understandably, Jillian is a little freaked out. She then takes Jesse aside to find out a little bit more about the stud. "Before this, I had another opportunity to go and live in Italy," the wine maker says. "But as soon as I found you were going to be the next Bachelorette, I was in." She is charmed by the sacrifice.
Bartender Robby makes Jillian his special drink, the "Rosmo" ("half Robby, half Cosmo"). But poor Robby barely has time to take a sip before Wes interrupts. "You're cheating on me already?" Wes jokes. The rest of the boys don't like the fact that Wes is being so aggressive when he already has a rose. "It seems like he came on the show to promote his music," Reid snipes.
Chris arrives. "I do have a little surprise for you," he explains. "This is a ballot box. You're each going to vote for the one man you want sent home tonight." Mike, Jake and Wes, who have already received roses, will be excluded from the vote. "I'm curious to see who they're going to pick and who I have to pay special attention to," Jillian tells the camera. But before the voting can be completed, Brian decides to be the "center of the attention" by stripping down naked and jumping into the pool. "It was like a bad car accident," Jesse says. More importantly, though, what does Jillian think? We're not entirely sure, but she does hug the exhibitionist.
Sometime later, Chris arrives with the votes. Julien receives the third most votes. David receives the second most votes. The gentleman with the most votes is Juan. "Juan, as of right now, you are going home," Chris says. "But, ultimately, this is about what Jillian wants." In other words, Jillian can save Juan by giving him a rose. So, basically, the vote means nothing. Jillian confirms as much by giving Juan the first rose.
Others receiving a flower: Jesse, David, Ed, Sasha, Mark, Michael, Tanner P., Kiptyn, Reid, Robby, Tanner F. and Brad. And that's it. Julien, Brian (saying he was "hung like a light switch due to the cold weather"), Simon and Mathue say goodbye. So very sad.
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