- Self - Contestant: It's weird how when you care about the way you're received, you don't do the things that make you you.
- Self - Contestant: I don't really get why we hold the trans community to this expectation that you're either supposed to be Barbie or Ken. Like, no in-between.
- Self - Host: Style superstar Carson Kressley. Now, Carson, are you a size queen?
- Self - Judge: Oh, of course. Why do you think I hang out with Michelle?
- Self - Contestant: Okay, as preposterous as it may seem, maybe together we could take one giant step for dragkind.