Episode #2.4
- Episode aired May 7, 1987
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Argumentative Husband: Well there's not much on the box tonight.
Argumentative Wife: Spitting Images is on later.
Argumentative Husband: I'm sorry?
Argumentative Wife: I said Spitting Images is on later.
Argumentative Husband: Spitting Image is on later!
Argumentative Wife: That's what I said.
Argumentative Husband: You did not, you said Spitting Images and that's not the name of the programme. It's Spitting Image.
Argumentative Wife: Well, Reg and Jane call it Spitting Images.
Argumentative Husband: Yes, and so do hundreds of other people and they're all wrong. It's Spitting Image, Spitting Image. Okay?
Argumentative Wife: Okay, sorry, I'll remember that in future.
Argumentative Husband: Fine.
Argumentative Wife: Well, while we're waiting for .. Spitting Image... to start, why don't we have a game of Trivial Pursuits?
Argumentative Husband: You did that on purpose, didn't you?
Argumentative Wife: What?
Argumentative Husband: Right.
[Goes and gets a Trivial Pursuit box and shows it to wife]
Argumentative Husband: Go on then. Here we are. Show me, show me where it says Trivial Pursuits, go on, show me, show me! Go on. You can't because it's Trivial Pursuit, Trivial Pursuit, Trivial Pur-bloody-suit! God Almighty, it's there in black and white.
[Wife motions to correct him]
Argumentative Husband: Yes well it's sort of bluey-green and gold actually. I mean, why can't people call things by their proper names? Honestly, it really gets on my tits. And while we're at it, something else important needs saying. Why do you and millions of other people like you, insist on calling the First Science Officer of the Starship Enterprise "Dr Spock"?
Argumentative Wife: Well because Dr Spock's his name.
Argumentative Husband: It's Mr Spock, Mr Spock, Mr Spock! Dr. Spock was a pediatrician who wrote a bestselling book on childcare and as far as I know has never even contemplated boldly going where no man has gone before!