Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : Oh, I got Palmer's text about the vampire bite. I can't believe I'm not going to be there for that. Who are you getting to fill in?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Working on it.
Abby Sciuto : Well, if you need anything before then, I keep a step-by-step Abby's Lab for Dummies in my desk. It covers the basics. A monkey could follow the instructions.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Watching DiNozzo using his backscratcher] Good. Cause we got one of those.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Nodding to McGee] He'll clean it up.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : We'll clean it up.
Jimmy Palmer : They'll clean it up.
Abby Sciuto : You'll *all* clean it up!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to McGee] Aw knucklehead. You're lucky Abby's not here, Hopkins.
Abby Sciuto : [From behind on a video link] Why is McGee lucky I'm not there? And who is Hopkins?
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Abby Sciuto : [Entering] Gibbs.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Rising] Abby. Abs, are you okay?
Abby Sciuto : Do I look okay? What is Abby's rule #1? Do not lie to Abby!
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Didn't build it to kill someone.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : ...He built it to sell it.
Abby Sciuto : Perfect. Hi I'm Abby Sciuto. International Bioweapons dealer.
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Abby Sciuto : Aren't you going to give me a pep talk?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No.
Abby Sciuto : Why?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Because you're pissed. And you should be.
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Abby Sciuto : So you lied!
Mr. Jones : And I didn't lose a bit of sleep. Is that a problem?
Abby Sciuto : No. Not at all. Lie to me again. It was awesome.
[Starts to leave]
Abby Sciuto : Nice knowing you.
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FBI Agent Samantha Morris : Abby Sciuto?
Abby Sciuto : Maybe.
FBI Agent Samantha Morris : FBI. You need to come with us, Miss Sciuto. Now.
Abby Sciuto : Where?
FBI Agent Samantha Morris : I'm not at liberty to say.
Abby Sciuto : Well then I'm not at liberty to go.
FBI Agent Samantha Morris : You misunderstand. It's not a request.