- Austin Van Der Sleet: I've got great news: I'm getting better at delivering bad news.
- [points at M.O.D.O.K]
- Austin Van Der Sleet: You're demoted. As for you, Monica, I'm impressed. Never before have I seen an employee with both the brawn of a bully and the cunning of a snitch! Which is why I'm making you our newest Scientist Supreme!
- Monica Rappaccini: [to Austin] Sorry about the force field. I use it to keep out pests... and total shitheads.
- M.O.D.O.K.: In closing, I'm going to blast that wet bitch Tony Stark into a black hole. Black hole gun, won't you come, won't you come?
- Lou Tarleton: [at a funeral] I'm having a great time, Dad. I can't wait for your funeral.
- M.O.D.O.K.: There's a good attitude.