- Monica Rappaccini: [Monica and Jodie are drunk] And M.O.D.O.K.'s useless, I take it?
- Jodie Tarleton: The only thing he's useful for, is turning on a Large Hadron Collider, which is not what I call my vagina.
- Carmilla Rappaccini: Say hi to M.O.D.O.K.
- Lou Tarleton: And say goodnight to Louis, Lanky Organism Undeniably Irresistible and Syphilitic. I haven't looked up that last word, but I think it sounds beautiful. Shh! Don't tell me what it means...
- Poundcakes: Angar! Your band's been broken up for thirty years. You've got to let it go, stop living in the past.
- [gasps]
- Poundcakes: Oh my God, this is my old High School, I have to go in there, move!
- [all exit the car except M.O.D.O.K]
- M.O.D.O.K.: Are you serious? This is the longest Phase One in history!
- Melter: There's no Phase One in a Smash 'n Grab.
- M.O.D.O.K.: Shut up, Melter!
- M.O.D.O.K.: Lets get outta here.
- Angar the Screamer: But first we gotta get these jackets, so everyone knows we're a crew. "Angar's Screamers!"
- M.O.D.O.K.: What? No! Can we just go? This guy's freaking me out.
- [referring to the pawn shop owner]
- Poundcakes: No, no, we're "Poundcake's Pummelers".
- Bruno Horgan: "Armadildo's Fist Force Five!"
- M.O.D.O.K.: There's six of us, and did you say "Armadildo?"
- Bruno Horgan: [scoffs] No... unless you liked it?
- M.O.D.O.K.: I, eh, crew names are stupid. A-and if we had a name, it would be "M.O.D.O.K.'s Six". We're getting the jackets!
- M.O.D.O.K.: You dare challenge my masculinity? I'll have you know my last donnybrook was a full fledged fracas!