My Boys (TV Series)
Decathlon: Part Deux (2009)
Kellee Stewart: Stephanie Layne
Quotes
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Stephanie Layne : I'm writing an article for Cosmo. It's called "What He's Really Like When You're Not Around."
Kenny Morittori : When YOU'RE not around? Happier.
Stephanie Layne : So I need your help.
Kenny Morittori : You're beyond help.
Stephanie Layne : Wow. Two jokes in a row, Kenny. You wanna go for three?
Kenny Morittori : What'd the rug say to the floor?
Stephanie Layne : I've got ya covered.
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[For a free lunch, the guys agree to be observational subjects for Stephanie's next writing assignment]
Stephanie Layne : I'll be like... Dian Fossey.
Bobby Newman : [laughs] That's funny.
Bobby Newman : [to PJ and the guys, who aren't laughing] Dian Fossey was a woman who watched what apes do for a living.
Brendan Dorff : Oh.
Mike Callahan : What did they do?
Bobby Newman : Who?
Mike Callahan : The apes.
Bobby Newman : They were apes.
Mike Callahan : But did they make stuff?
Bobby Newman : No.
Mike Callahan : So what do they do for a living?
Bobby Newman : Mike, go lie down.
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P.J. Franklin : I mean, what is it about guys that, when you start dating them, they feel free to have opinions about you?
Stephanie Layne : Well, they're measuring you against the idea of their dream girl, and they've all got one.