The Escapists (2008)

Mickey Sumner: Claire, Sister

Quotes 

• Mother : Claire, can you please pass the peas.

  Claire : Yes, ma'am.

  Mother : Yes, ma'am, PLEASE.

  Claire : Yes, ma'am, please.

  Father : Thank your mother, Claire.

  Claire : Thank you, mom.

  Mother : Thank you, MA'AM.

  Claire : Thank you, ma'am.

  Mother : ...Claire, can you please pass the butter.

  Claire : Yes, MA'AM.

  Mother : Yes, MA'AM, PLEASE.

  Claire : Yes, MA'AM, PLEASE.

  Mother : Yes, ma'am, please, THANK YOU.

  Claire : Yes, ma'am, please, THANK YOU.

  Mother : ...Claire, can you please pass me the potatoes.

  Claire : ...But the potatoes are THERE...

  Mother : ...I said, 'can you please pass me the potatoes.'

  Father : Pass the potatoes, Claire.

  Mother : Thank you, Father.

  Father : Thank you, Mother.

• Claire : Is somebody living in the basement?

  Father : What the fuck are you talking about, sweetheart?

  Claire : Nothing... He's just an imaginary friend.

  Father : CUTE. Isn't that CUTE, Mother. Just like Barrymore in E.T.