- Kristin: I just need a vacation. I just really want my: Eat, Pray, Fuck!
- Bianca: Eat, Pray, Fuck?
- Kristin: Yeah, it's a - play on words, you know, the book, "Eat Pray Love".
- Aldo: Yeah, it's a very uplifting and moving memoir by Elizabeth Gilbert.
- Kristin: Yes! Yes, see, he knows! I want to make wine and I want to eat pasta and be romanced and...
- Bianca: But, you came for a funeral.
- Kristin: Yeah, I mean, you know, after the funeral.
- Kristin: I deserve this. I deserve this. I'm gonna go and I'm gonna have my own "Under the Tuscan Sun" or "Eat Pray Love".
- Jenny: Fuck.
- Kristin: What?
- Jenny: Eat, Pray, *Fuck*. Say it.
- Kristin: What? Eat, Pray - Fuck?
- Jenny: Eat! Pray! Fuck!
- Kristin: Jesus. Eat, Pray, Fuck.
- Jenny: Say it again!
- Kristin: Eat, Pray, *Fuck*!
- Jenny: Louder. Fuck the Vagina!
- Kristin: Eat, Pray, Fuck!
- Kristin, Jenny: Eat, Pray, Fuck! Eat, Pray, Fuck! Eat, Pray, Fuck!
- Kristin: I was hoping to try gnocchi. I love gnocchi. And I promised myself that if I ever came to Italy, I would eat as much gnocchi as I could.
- Kristin: Listen, listen, listen. It's Oreo.
- Carlo Romano: Really? Two chocolate biscuits together - with cream?
- Kristin: The *cream* - the cream is my favorite part.
- Carlo Romano: You are a Balbano. My Uncle killed your father. One day, you will come for me and the rest of my family. Eventually, we both seek revenge. Like Vito Corleone.
- Kristin: I never saw "The Godfather"
- Carlo Romano: No. No! It was "Godfather Part 2". Stupid American woman!
- Kristin: Who's this?
- [points at a photograph]
- Kristin: Oh, yeh, he looks like such a naughty little hobbit.
- Rudy AKA 'Lorenzo': Yeah, he's my Uncle Ernesto. He recently died.
- Kristin: Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Kristin: You could be a little nicer to me, you know. I just killed someone. I'm a very good person. I am a good mother. I would do anything for my son. I do everything for everyone. Even animals. I can't even kill a bug. I it under a little cup and take it outside and I whisper, "Go, be free! Go live your life." And I imagine them building a new home and a new life.
- Fabrizio: You terrified them. Last night was a true work of art. You have rage. Kirsten, wild, passionate, deep rage. I like it.
- Bianca: You can do a lot of good with the power you have. It's not about losing yourself. It's about - becoming yourself.
- Kristin: I came to this country at a time in my life where I completely doubted myself. Then, when I arrived here, I discovered that I had inherited a vineyard. It was shriveling and dying - much like me. So, I nurtured it and I came to realize that I inherited so much more than a vineyard. I inherited an opportunity to fulfill my purpose. So, I inherited me.
- Kristin: Oh my God. Are you even a pasta maker? We were gonna run away together. We were gonna open a restaurant. I was gonna make the wine. You were gonna make the food. I was gonna get fat and you weren't gonna care. It was gonna heaven!
- Rudy AKA 'Lorenzo': How fat?