- [Rachel has just told Shane she made a mistake by marrying him]
- Shane Patton: After I've wined you and dined you and asked you to marry me, and then made you the center of my life, it's just nice to know you're not pissed.
- Rachel Patton: Shane, this is about me. I'm not okay with being a trophy wife, an appendage like all these other women in your world.
- Shane Patton: Okay, so you're pretty and that's part of the appeal for me, and what, that bothers you?
- Rachel Patton: I just need to respect myself.
- Shane Patton: I gotta hand it to you. Ah- You-You hid yourself really well, Rachel. I mean, this whole time, I bought that you were this cool chick who was fun and confident and normal. And I had no idea that you were this insecure, naïve baby.
- Rachel Patton: You're the baby, Shane. Coddled by your mommy, who showed up on your honeymoon. You don't get the room you want, so you throw a never-ending tantrum. I genuinely cannot believe what a baby-man you can be.
- Quinn Mossbacher: I'm thinking I'm not going home. Yeah, I think I wanna stay here. The guys need a sixth for their crossing 'cause, 'cause the guy that they've been training with, he keeps flaking 'cause he's a drunk. And in the spring, we're all gonna do a Hokule'a through all of Polynesia, which sounds amazing.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Honey, you're not going on that. You're 16. You're in school.
- Quinn Mossbacher: School's easy. I can just finish online.
- Mark Mossbacher: This is absurd. What about your life at home?
- Quinn Mossbacher: What life at home?
- Quinn Mossbacher: I don't wanna go home.
- Nicole Mossbacher: What's wrong with home?
- Quinn Mossbacher: Everything sucks at home. It's all dead.
- Nicole Mossbacher: What are you talking about?
- Quinn Mossbacher: I just, I wanna live.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Okay. Honey, we'll take more trips. You know, we'll get out of the city.
- Quinn Mossbacher: No, that's not the same. Mom, I wanna live.
- Nicole Mossbacher: We can go camping. I mean, maybe not camping, but, you know.
- Mark Mossbacher: You know what? I think we should finally buy that boat.
- Nicole Mossbacher: Mark, we're not getting a boat.
- Mark Mossbacher: No, we can be one of those boat families.
- Nicole Mossbacher: You don't know anything about boats, Mark. Who's gonna steer the boat?
- Olivia Mossbacher: Obviously you, Mom.
- Mark Mossbacher: Yeah, we could jet ski, water ski. We can waterboard.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Wakeboard, Dad.
- Mark Mossbacher: Hmm?
- Nicole Mossbacher: It's wakeboard.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Waterboard is a form of torture.
- Mark Mossbacher: Same thing.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Wakeboard.
- Mark Mossbacher: I said waterboard.
- Paula: I just- You won't understand.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Yes, I will. I'm not my parents, Paula.
- Paula: But you are. Actually, you are. And you think you're like this rebel, but in the end... this is your tribe. Your family, the people here.
- Olivia Mossbacher: That's really manipulative, Paula. You're the one who stole, yet I'm the bad guy?
- Paula: Don't give me that. You've stolen, too.
- Olivia Mossbacher: [exasperated] What did I steal?
- Paula: Well, I guess it's not stealing when you think everything's already yours. Just stop pretending to be my friend. I'm just some prop you use for some weird cred.
- Olivia Mossbacher: Whatever you did, Paula, it was really fucked up. My mom could've gotten really hurt. Something bad could've happened.
- Paula: Something bad did happen.
- [Shane is on the phone complaining to hotel staff about the feces found in his suitcase]
- Shane Patton: Yeah, I'm in the Pineapple Suite, and there's a *fucking turd in my room*!
- [pause]
- Shane Patton: Somebody got in here and took a shit. Not in the toilet. In my luggage. On my clothes!
- [pause]
- Shane Patton: What the fuck? No, it isn't anyone in my party. It wasn't me, and my wife doesn't shit on the goddamn *floor*!
- Rachel Patton: I... I can't believe that I'm saying this, but, uh... I think I made a mistake.
- Shane Patton: What's the mistake?
- Rachel Patton: The mistake is... the mistake is... getting married... to you.
- Belinda Lindsey: Hey. One of the guests at the spa was asking if we had any available rooms. I think she's fighting with her husband.
- Armond: I don't care.
- Belinda Lindsey: Come again?
- Armond: I'm getting fired. I don't care.
- Shane Patton: So, what's, what's the problem? I mean, there is no problem, everything's perfect.
- Rachel Patton: Yeah, I guess.
- Shane Patton: Yeah, so, then... what?
- Rachel Patton: I just feel... When I'm with you, I feel just... weirdly... alone.
- Shane Patton: Uh. Okay. Then be alone.
- Tanya McQuoid: Anyway, we're gonna be leaving early, and I, I really just wanted to make sure that I didn't miss you. Belinda, you're an amazing person. You are. I mean, you've helped me so much. I was a mess. I showed up here, and, and somehow, you were able to just jumpstart my life again. And I don't think I'm ever gonna be functional. But I do think that now, I'll be able to break some old patterns.
- Belinda Lindsey: Definitely.
- Tanya McQuoid: Anyway, about the business... I really need to think about it. I mean, you're so talented and I so wanna do this for you, but I'm realizing I'm getting back into this pattern again where I latch on to somebody and then I use my money to control them and see, right now, the, the last thing I need in my life is another transactional relationship. You know, it's just, it's not healthy for me, you know? Anyway, I really, I want you to know how grateful I am and I want you to have this. Here. I'm gonna call you.
- Rachel Patton: Actually, do you know if there's any rooms available tonight?
- Belinda Lindsey: I just work at the spa, but I'm happy to call.
- Rachel Patton: No, no, no, no, that's fine. Don't. I just was curious, you know, just in case. It's not a big deal. Just, my marriage, you know, whatever.
- Greg Hunt: There's something you should know. I've had some health issues.
- Tanya McQuoid: Like what?
- Greg Hunt: It's no big deal. It's nothing. It's just... Don't be surprised if I suddenly just drop dead. Death doesn't have to spoil everything, right? Enjoy your life till they drop the curtain.
- Tanya McQuoid: Well... I've had every kind of treatment over the years. Death... is the last immersive experience I haven't tried.