- Dr. Elliot Reid: Why would you torch Denise? You know her confidence is shot. Plus the other day you said you liked her. And I know you were just kidding around but you never said you liked me, even as a joke.
- Dr. Perry Cox: I like you.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [touched] Really?
- Dr. Perry Cox: No.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Nicely done.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Thank you.
- Jordan Sullivan: [to Ted] Hey, Sweat stain! How's it going with your girlfriend now that you guys are roomies?
- Ted Buckland: Oh we're having sex like all the time.
- Dr. Bob Kelso, Nurse Carla Espinosa, Jordan Sullivan, Dr. Elliot Reid: [disgusted] Oh!
- Ted Buckland: Why do people react like that when they picture me having sex?
- Dr. Bob Kelso: You try it!
- Ted Buckland: [horrified] OH GOD!
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Not a pretty sight is it?