- Kenny Powers: Honey, I love you... I think you're a terrific girl, but you got clothes like a fuckin' dickhead.
- Kenny Powers: If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.
- Terrence Cutler: [At party] Well look at this, Kenny Powers you made it! Wow. And who is this lovely lady you've got with you?
- Kenny Powers: Lovely - her?
- Tracy: Don't be so fucking rude.
- Kenny Powers: Cutler this is Tracy. Tracy, Cutler. And he's my boss so don't try to suck him off.
- April Buchanon: Kenny, what are you doing in my bedroom?
- Kenny Powers: What, you mean besides creeping around here like a rapist?