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Young Rock (TV Series)
On the Road Again (2021)
Lexie Duncan: Karen
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Quotes
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Karen : Hi, Tomas. Fun talking to you on the phone last night.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : Think how fun it will be when we talk face-to-face on our date.
Big-Hair Karen : Karen, you didn't tell us he asked you out.
Karen : He didn't, Karen. It's happening right now.
Colorblind Karen : No frickin' way.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : My dad is wrestling at North Hampton College on Saturday. It's sold out, but I can get us in. Snag us some VIP passes, hang backstage.
Karen : That would be pretty exciting. I've never seen a live show.
[turning to a student behind them]
Karen : See, Kevin? That's how you do it.
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Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : You said you were wrestling at a college.
Rocky Johnson : Yeah, this is at a college.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : This is a flea market next to a college.
Vendor #1 : Commemorative bicentennial spoons?
Karen : Ew, I am not buying used spoons.
Vendor #2 : Vintage T-shirts, young lady? You a fan of GWAR?
Karen : Dwayne!
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : One sec. Look at her, Dad. She's not the flea market type. You know I've been trying to impress this girl.
Rocky Johnson : All right, all right, I might have hyped it up a bit, but the crowd is pumped.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : There's, like, ten people here.
Rocky Johnson : Now, see, there was 11, but this woman fainted when she heard I was on the card.
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Karen : [at a flea market] Dwyane, can we go? There is a woman trying to sell me what I think is a racist syrup jar.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : Um, we gotta...
Rocky Johnson : Oh, wait, wait, no. You can't leave before the main event.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : [torn between a decision] For sure, we're staying. No way we're missing a Rocky Johnson show.
Rocky Johnson : That's my boy.
Hal : Rocky, showtime.
Rocky Johnson : Great, thanks, Hal.
[to Dwayne]
Rocky Johnson : I'll see you after the match?
Karen : No way we're staying. There is a man selling a pile of old baby shoes, and it is freaking me out.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : If you want to leave, go ahead, but I'm staying.
Karen : Why?
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : He's my dad.
Randall Park : Like Karen, I'm also confused. Why did you stay?
Dwayne Johnson : He's my dad. That's it.
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Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : Hello, ladies.
Karen : Hi, Tomas.
Dwayne Johnson : [narrating] Oh, yeah, I also told her that my name was Tomas.
Karen : Missed you in homeroom.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : Oh, I was shaving. I lost track of time.
Big-Hair Karen : So, why are you even working here? I thought Karen said you were rich.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : Oh, this isn't a money job. This is a build-character job.
Colorblind Karen : I totally get it. My cousin's a construction worker.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : My dad's a professional wrestler. That's where our family money comes from.
Karen : Oh, yeah? My dad ordered WrestleMania III on pay-per-view. Was your dad in that?
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : No, but he's friends with all the guys who were. I once spent a beautiful day with Andre the Giant when I was a kid.
Bonnie : Fezzik! That's his character's name in "The Princess Bride".
Karen : Well, that's interesting. Not what Bonnie said, but what you said.
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Karen : [seeing a wrestling match live for the first time] It's so violent in real life.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : If he doesn't sell and get his opponent over, there's no point in blowing his comeback.
Karen : What does that mean?
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Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : You know, I was actually talking about you with my dad this morning.
Karen : What? No, you weren't.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : I was! I told him I wanted to ask you out. You know what he told me?
Karen : What?
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : He told me to offer you what the other guys can't.
Karen : Oh, yeah, and what's that?
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : [with a German accent, he flexes his biceps] I'm Hans. I'm Franz. And we want to pump you up.
Karen : [after an awkward silence] I love Hans and Franz. Call me later.
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Karen : Wow, this place really is sold out.
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : I'll talk to the guy, tell him who we are.
Parking Attendant : Here for the flea market?
Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : We're here for the wrestling match.
Parking Attendant : Yep, you're in the right place. That's right between the vintage coats and French armoires.
Dwayne Johnson : [narrating] Now, I knew my dad wasn't wrestling in packed arenas anymore, but he definitely stretched the truth about this venue.
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Dwayne Johnson (Age 15) : I can't believe he wouldn't let me on the bus. I was so late that I missed homeroom with fine-ass Karen. She didn't get to see the new jeans I stole or my Hans and Franz. What if I miss my window with her?
Gabe : Dude, honestly, I don't know if your jeans or your impression would have mattered. Karen has crazy high standards.
Karen : [cut to her with a date at the movies] Take me home.
[cut to another date on a carnival Ferris wheel]
Karen : Take me home.
[cut to another date]
Kevin : [playing the guitar and singing] Karen...
Karen : Take me home.
Kevin : Um, we're at your house.
Karen : Oh. Well, take yourself home, then.