Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 (2008 Video Game)

Yuri Lowenthal: Yosuke Hanamura

Quotes 

• Main Character : [landing in the TV world]  Unh!

  Yosuke Hanamura : Oof!

  Chie Satonaka : Ah!

  Yosuke Hanamura : [as they start getting up]  Ow... I landed right on my wallet...

  Chie Satonaka : [looking around]  Man, where the heck are we?

  [Camera shows the three students in a fog-covered area] 

  Chie Satonaka : What *is* this place? Someplace inside Junes?

  Yosuke Hanamura : Hell no, it isn't! I mean, we fell through a TV! Actually, uh... what *is* going on here?

• Yosuke Hanamura : [Junes; when the Protagonist sticks his hand throught the plasma TV]  Oh, yeah. What kind of TV do... you...

  [cuts off when he sees what the Protagonis is doing] 

  Chie Satonaka : [notices Yosuke's expression]  Hm? What's wrong, Yosuke?

  [follows his gaze to the Protagonist sticking his hand through the TV screen] 

  Yosuke Hanamura : I-Is his arm... in the TV...?

  Chie Satonaka : Whoa... Is that like, a new model? Like, with a new function? Haha...

  Yosuke Hanamura : [shakes his head]  *Hell* no!

  [the two rush over to the Protagonist] 

  Chie Satonaka : [in disbelief]  You've gotta be kidding me! Did you *really* stick your hand through the *screen?*

  Yosuke Hanamura : [in just as much disbelief]  Whoa, that's incredible... That's some magic trick, man! So how's it work, huh? What's the magician's secret?

  [the Protagonist decides to stick his head into the screen] 

  Yosuke Hanamura : [as the Protagonist does just that]  H-Hey, don't do *that!* What're you *doing?*

  Chie Satonaka : Oh my god!

  Yosuke Hanamura : [when the Protagonist tells them that there is empty space inside]  What do you mean, *"inside"?*

  Chie Satonaka : Wh-What do you mean, *"empty space"?*

  Yosuke Hanamura : [when the Protagonist tells them that it is very spacious "in here"]  What do you mean, *"spacious"?*

  Chie Satonaka : I mean, *what's going on?*

  Yosuke Hanamura : [holds his crotch and starts to panic]  H-Holy crap... I think this is all too much for my bladder...!

  Chie Satonaka : What the - ? Are you gonna pee your pants?

  Yosuke Hanamura : I've been holding it in all day! I-I haven't had a chance to go! Agh... Can't... hold it... anymore...!

  Yosuke Hanamura : [Yosuke rushes off to the restroom, only to come back as quickly as he left - and not because of a restroom problem]  *Sh-Shit!* Customers! *They're coming!*

  Chie Satonaka : [shocked]  *What?* But we got a guy half-stuck in a TV here! *Wh-What are we gonna do?*

  [Yosuke and Chie start running around in a panic, until they bump into the Protagonist. All three wind up falling in] 

  Yosuke Hanamura : Wh-What - Wait - WHOA!

• Main Character , Yosuke Hanamura , Chie Satonaka , Yukiko Amagi , Kanji Tatsumi , Teddie , Naoto Shirogane : [in battle]  Persona!