- Jon: Even though I don't love you, and I certainly don't love you enough to get married, I still want you to be my exclusive girlfriend. Promise me that, even though you're gonna fantasize about other dudes and, y'know, it's like you can't get over the top with your orgasm and you gotta go to your go-to guy, maybe it's like your high school boyfriend. Whoever you do that thing with, y'know, just promise me you'll never take him to the bone zone. For real. Just me.