Corner Gas (TV Series)

Super Sensitive (2009)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

Quotes 

• [Wanda is borrowing Emma's membership to try to get into a gym in the city] 

  Wanda Dollard : Hi.

  Rec Plex Attendant : Hello.

  Wanda Dollard : [showing him the membership card]  I'm a member, and I'm Emma Leroy.

  Rec Plex Attendant : Go ahead.

  Wanda Dollard : [nervously]  You'll notice that I'm a little taller in this picture. That's because the camera adds five inches. But, of course, you already... go ahead! Right. I'll head on in, because I'm a member!

  Rec Plex Attendant : [as Wanda walks away]  Oh, wait a minute!

  Wanda Dollard : I'm wearing flats for God's sake! I'm much taller than I look!

  Rec Plex Attendant : I just wanted to know if you'd like to enter the draw. It's free for members!

  Wanda Dollard : And I am a member! And I am Emma. You may notice that my signature has changed, a little. That's because my fingers were bitten by a horse... Oh, that's pretty good actually! Anything else you'd like me to sign?

  Rec Plex Attendant : Yes! The membership renewal forms.

  Wanda Dollard : Sure, why not? Make it an extra two or three years. This is a great facility! I love coming here!... Which way are the changing rooms?

• [after "Emma" wins the draw at the gym, Wanda has to continue to pretend to be her when they drop off the prize at Oscar and Emma's house] 

  Photographer : Okay. Let's get the happy couple over there next to the TV. Come on, little bit closer... Little closer... Little...

  Oscar Leroy : Just take the damn picture!

  Photographer : Okay, here we go. Smile, and you're happy, maybe give her a little kiss or something?

  Wanda Dollard : Oh no, it's not that type of marriage where there's... touching or anything.

  Photographer : At least put your arm around her?

  Oscar Leroy : Fine, you sicko.