- Self - Host: The time has come...
- [thunder]
- Self - Host: for you to lip sync...
- [echoing]
- Self - Host: for your life.
- Self - Contestant: [about Olivia Lux] But her smile is stunning, and I can't wait to knock her teeth out one by one.
- Self - Host: Welcome, ladies. Breathe deep and take in the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent of the queens that came before you. The smell of hairspray and desperation.
- Self - Contestant: My name is Elliott with 2 Ts, and I'm the most famous drag queen you ain't never heard of.
- Self - Contestant: I would give up masturbating for a year just to hear, "Tina Burner, shantay you stay."
- Self - Host: Ladies, this is your first chance to impress me and save yourself from... getting the porkchop.