- Jorge Flores - Nina Flowers: [to Tori Spelling] Tell me about you H-I... eh, H...
- Dean McDermott: [to Tori Spelling] You have HIV?
- Tori Spelling - Special Guest: [laughs]
- Jorge Flores - Nina Flowers: No no no!
- [smiles then makes a tongue-in-cheek face at the camera]
- Jorge Flores - Nina Flowers: Hit TV show! I'm sorry. Hit TV show!
- Bryan Watkins - Shannel: [to Tori Spelling] I mean, originally watching you on 90210 was amazing. You were always one of my true fans. I even have the doll of you!
- RuPaul - Host: [to Jade] Well, it's interesting to see such a beautiful woman with such a huge cock.
- RuPaul - Host: [to the bottom two contestants] This is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. The time has come for you to lip sync for your life. Good luck, ladies and don't fuck it up.
- RuPaul - Host: [after the elimination] If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else. Can I get an amen in here?