- Conner: What would Jesus do?
- Mason McGuire: Christ?
- Conner: Our lord. He'd embrace his destiny. He'd buy something: watch, new shoes, which he might wear on his new boat.
- Chip Lyons: I'm kind of like this whole package of awesome. Art Director, not afraid to write my own stuff. You put me with the right partner and I could sell venereal disease to nuns.
- Conner: You need to get this boat.
- Mason McGuire: I can't afford it.
- Conner: Be a good American and finance it.