- Mokey Fraggle: Begoony, this is Red, my best friend. Red, Begoony...
- Begoony: [gets jealous and whines] But she can't be your best friend! I must be your best friend! I must! I must! I must!
- Mokey Fraggle: Oh, Begoony, being friends is not about saying yes all the time. If all I do is give and give and give... then, before you know it, there's nothing left for anyone to take.
- Fergus Fraggle: Hey, I've been waiting forever, how about you?
- Fiona Fraggle: Oh, I've been waiting forever, too. How about you?
- Fergus Fraggle: Boy, I can't wait for the show to start. How about you?
- Fiona Fraggle: Oh, I can't wait for the show to start, either. How about you?
- Fergus Fraggle: Oh, I can't wait, either. How about you?
- Doc: You know, Sprocket, when Cousin Ethel said, Doc, why don't you invent something useful? Hah! Like a cupboard that doubles as a dishwasher. Well, I just laughed. But now, look, I've done it!
- Red Fraggle: Don't worry, she says. All the Fraggles in the world are coming to see our puppet show, and we're lost forever in some dumb tunnel!
- Mokey Fraggle: And now, Red and Mokey Fraggle proudly present 'How Princess Ethel Killed the Giant Without Much Help From Anyone Else'.