- Red Fraggle: Do you swear on my Tug-a-Tails trophy that you didn't take my radish bars?
- Lanford: Yep.
- Red Fraggle: Hmm, okay. I guess you're clean.
- Red Fraggle: I am here to day because my friend, Mokey Fraggle, stole my radish bars.
- [the gathered Fraggles express their awe]
- Venerable Sage Hambo: Guilty, guilty!
- Venerable Sage Lambo: B-b-b-but, Hambo, we haven't heard Mokey's side yet.
- Venerable Sage Hambo: I don't need ot, Lambo. Why, just look at her, those shifty eyes, that weak jaw, why, she has guilt written all over her face.
- Venerable Sage Lambo: But Hambo, that's not Mokey, t-t-t-that's Red, the accuser.
- Venerable Sage Hambo: Do'h!