- Jim Doder: How come you girls don't come to the games? You're missing me in action.
- Suzy Stanely: Maybe THAT'S the reason?
- [Suzy is grounded for bringing Tobey in the house while her parents were away]
- Kara Stanely: [smugly] I'd never do that, Dad.
- Mr. Stanely: Gimme a break.
- Kara Stanely: Okay.
- Mrs. Doder: [trying to explain why she cheated on her husband] I mean, after he got that new position, he didn't even... look at me, talk nice. He didn't even want to... touch me.
- Jim Doder: So you slept with one of his friends?
- Mrs. Doder: You don't know what happened. I asked you not to tell your father.
- Jim Doder: Yeah. I know. You were gonna tell him, right? Well, you took too long.
- [Jim and Ryan check out the girls at school]
- Vicki Damon: [jealously] What are you looking at?
- Jim Doder: Scenery.
- Tobey Marshall: I like to read.
- Suzy Stanely: Like, the Bible?
- Tobey Marshall: I always read the Bible.
- Suzy Stanely: Why?
- Tobey Marshall: I like it. Feels good when I read it.