Happy Holidays (2007)
Mary Fae Smith: Clarissa Ryder
Quotes
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Clarissa Ryder : Who wants some California bud?
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John Maher : Remember those things at the gas stations with the wrappers... I'm gonna get some pizza. You have cash right?
Margaret : Stingy Bastard
Clarissa Ryder : Margaret, Margaret. You are going to LOVE California. I mean you can get burritos at like 3 o'clock in the morning. And the other week I met this guy...
Margaret : What about Thomas?
Clarissa Ryder : Thomas is broken. I mean we're broken up. I mean, shit, I don't even know what I'm saying.
John Maher : What kind of toppings do you guys want?
Clarissa Ryder : Extra Cheese!
John Maher : Fuck yeah.
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Clarissa Ryder : What's this?
Thomas Levy : I was only trying to help...
Clarissa Ryder : Don't. I don't need your help. I don't need anybody's... You know what here. Take it. I'm leaving.
Thomas Levy : ...You didn't leave.
Clarissa Ryder : I'm going to. Give me a minute.
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Clarissa Ryder : We broke up... two days ago.
Charles Edmund : No way. I thought you guys were in love and shit.
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Clarissa Ryder : If it wasn't for my art, none of this would be happening!
Thomas Levy : So, now that the holiday season's almost over, you can leave your high school fuck buddy and go back to your millionaire in California. Lucky you.
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Thomas Levy : What are you doing here?
Clarissa Ryder : Oh... you know... just inspecting the parking lot! Nice... nice and solid.
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Clarissa Ryder : I'm making tacos for dinner.
Veronica Ryder : I thought you hated Mexican.
Clarissa Ryder : There's this really great taqueria right down the street from where we live. Sells three dollar burritos and it's open 24 hours a day!
Veronica Ryder : Oh. You must not live in a very nice part of town then.