Family Guy (TV Series)

Ocean's Three and a Half (2009)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown

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Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown : [Voice Identification] 

  [In Carter's voice] 

  Cleveland Brown : It's me Carter, I want my money.

  Computer : Voice print verified.

  Glenn Quagmire : How the hell'd you do that?

  Cleveland Brown : I can do you guys too.

  [In Peter's exact voice] 

  Cleveland Brown : Hey everybody.

  Peter Griffin : [Peter brightens up]  Oh hey Peter!

  Cleveland Brown : No it's still me.

• Joe Swanson : I don't know, Peter. We've been out here all day and we haven't managed to interest a single woman in our massage parlor.

  Peter Griffin : Wait a minute, here comes somebody. Excuse me, stressed-out lady. May I interest you in a full-release relaxation massage?

  Woman on street : Oh, yeah. Just what I need: To be rubbed down by a big fatty, an old black guy, a cripple and a pervert.

  Cleveland Brown : Now we don't have any money, AND our feelings are hurt.

• Joe Swanson : Guys! Bonnie's going into labor! We gotta get her to the hospital! Quick, Peter, get the car!

  Peter Griffin : No way! I don't want pregnant mess in my back seat.

  Cleveland Brown : Oh, come on. You're the guy who soiled his pants while test driving that sports car.