- Himself - Host: Playgirl magazine's clinical sexologist says "I think we should talk about sex the way we talk about... what?"
- Himself - Panelist: Soft boiled eggs because they both take under three minutes
- Himself - Host: One of Queen Elizabeth's personal servants has been demoted after being caught amusing himself by doing what to the Queen's pet dogs?
- Himself - Panelist: He was holding up their ears and called them Charles.
- Himself - Host: He is seeing ghosts, his girlfriend goes crazy, and the title character wants to kill himself because his mother has married his uncle. What is this?
- Herself - Panelist: The South
- Himself - Panelist: [after multiple incorrect answers, and sometimes simultaneously with Penn Jillette] YOU FOOL!