- Jason Lewis: Troy, I think I'm in love with her.
- Troy: Of course you think you're in love with her. You just had sex with her.
- Katie Banks: What about your parents?
- Jason Lewis: My dad's a recovering alcoholic, he can barely take care of himself.
- Katie Banks: What about your mom?
- Jason Lewis: My mom doesn't have arms.
- Katie Banks: He was lying to me the whole time? I feel so stupid.
- Troy: Aww, don't feel bad. I'm a really good actor. I've won several awards.